Chat between a Chicano and the Rez!

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Tio Jose!

1:27pm

Sweetheart! You can call me NANOOK OF THE NORTH!!

Uncle Nanook!!!

Look at your Facebook picture. Bet that water is so frozen, it will be July before you can swim in it....

I know, hey!

It's cold here.

Jack Frost wants to borrow a heater.

Borrow! They've moved in!!!
Jack Frost reigns

Are you north, on the Rez?

Yes!

I am home on the rez!

Home, Home on the Rez, where the deer and the Buffalo ARE FREEZING THEIR ASS OFF JUST LIKE THE REST OF US....

Don't forget the skunks, coons, and mountain lions.

Hey Mountain Lions....grrrrrrrrrrrr

Have they eaten anyone yet, like they do in India!

They seem to like our hills.

Not yet.

Ah, the Hills are alive with the sound of Mountain Lions..

And bigfoot.

You know, we ought to have a show, called On the REZ with Renee and that loco Tio NANOOK!@

Muy loco!!!

BIGFOOT, now you are talking. we can do a whole comedy skit on BIGFOOT VS that fat comedian country guy that lives in Nebraska.

and makes maybe 10 Million a year making fun of red-necks...

That would work very well!

10 million sounds good.

Hey Kid, you are on a project this winter? I don't mean skinning beaver pellets,

I have a headquarters! Office space with internet, phone, a door, warm air, have it made in the shade!

you have shade?

Hey, "you ain't the only one who has called me "Shade"! I would rather be called "Shane", he was a bad-ass

Don't go, Shade! I mean, Shane!

and NO...all I have is a small glacier that is running past my office door!!

Glaciers are cool!

That snooty little blond kid. As if he would have lasted in white man's Frontier! HOLLYWOOD, YOU SUCK!!!

Glaciers are COLD!!!! But that's cool, because I am Tio NANOOK! Might find something on them to hunt..............he he he

White man's frontier! LOL!

You might find mammoths!

That is a certifiable "OXYMORON".

Hey, just as long as they do not find me!

The only Frontier the White Man has is in his brain that hasn't seen the light of day since the metazoic age.

Ha, ha, ha!

Metazoic....Hey I just created a New Age......

You're a New Ager!

I'm an Old Ager! My hair is so white that Jack Frost has wanted to Rent it!!!

Then he has good taste!

Actually, I sort of resemble that remark, New Ager. I attended a workshop on Dec 21, 2012, done by Anglos. Wow, they came off to be "cultural Pillagers".....so what else is new.

LMAO!

No nothing of the spiritual side of nothing! Unless of course it's Presbyterian!

2012 rocks!

yea, just like Independence Day, but real....

Actually, those in touch with the Natural will be just fine. The one's that will get their ass kicked are those waiting for "REVELATION">.....

Well, it's all well deserved

Hey, they are as human as we are, just a bit left of APEMAN!!

Hijada, that's niece in Spanish, I think! I need to learn how to make presentations to 3rd and 4th garders.

graders

I spose.

You do?

I have power point presentation that deal on various subjects (will send you a list), I met with OPS, Omaha Public Schools, and they want product.

For 3rd and 4th graders

Cool!

Do you do Power Point?

Yes, sir!

O.K.! I will send you the list. Let me know which one you want sent to you...

Send both.

WHY? Well, to get you in the loop as a consultant, of course!

But of course!

: )

Stand the course, Man your Torpedoes....you know a Spanish man said that?

Really?

But I regress......so good running into your cyber trail

It's always grand!

Yea, Admiral Farragut, this is the type of stuff that speaks volumns to where the money is at in education

Farragut.

I've seen that name many times.

Yea, he was an Admiral in the US Navy, whose parents were Spaniards, born in New York, City, I believe, but then Linda knows how WRONG I always am!

LOL!

We, Linda and I were talking about you the other day. Hoping that some day we can have you over for my specialty.

Cool! What is it?

Chicken enchilads, chicano style frijoles, and any dark beer that is on special!

chicken enchiladas and frijoles!!! YES!!!

I would just have to admire that Dark Beer, tho.

But I love atole, champurrado, or triple espressos!

Down, down Renee! Yes, I know, I am known, in my own mind anyhow, as a master of the Mestizo style chicken enchilada. Campurrado, I have some of that, in a bottle . Atole, the gruel of Warriors!

I want to learn to make it! Atole for the warriors! YES!

Atole recipe here I come.....my Grandmother made it for us back in the 40's! Have to find a Grandmother who can make it now....

I used to drink atole or champurrado in the Twin Cities went good with my tamales.

No break this winter. Even the ground hog can't get rid of his 'dingle berries'! Bad news.

Tamales! When do I eat!!!!

I just want you to know that I am publishing this chat on a Blog. Well, when I create the Blog! You have one?

Yes, I do!

It's called From the Horse's Mouth.

Hmmmmmmmmm. I will add content! Send me all the cyber space shit......

http://sacredhorsewoman.blogspot.com

O.K. got it.....have to post something new!

I know.

Been awhile.

Been preoccupied.

Let me read it and I will contribute before weekend is over...

sounds good!

Pre-occupied.....honey, we have been occupied since 1521!!!!!!!!

I thought it was before that! LOL!

Well, that was when Tenochtitlan fell to Hernan Cortez, the times before were mere excursion into GERM WARFARE, to soften us up.

That Hernan!

Yeah, that is what took us out.

Yep, the ole GERM WARFARE TRICK. I am surprised S.N. L. , never did a skit on it.

That would've been amazing!

I created what has become a very powerful visual about the casualty rate in the beginning of the COnquest. It left the kids aghast!

But ppl would prolly cry instead of laugh!

Right on!

I use different color beans to tell the story of whites, slaves and Natives.

Good choice!

Well Hijada, stay in touch. will send you the material. Linda is watching our Granddaughter and I have to take her an early dinner. Love and miss you.

Awww!

Thank you, Tio!

Shucks.........

Send my love to Tia Linda.

Got find my hanky.

Feeling mushy.

Roger Wilco, Over and Out, See ya later Aligator! After a while Crocodile!

I like crocodiles!

Laterz!